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Friday, December 3, 2010

Gripe, Woman! Gripe!

Griping makes the world go sour, or so i commented on Facebook, which is about the truest and most sour thing you can ever imagine. I cannot imagine anyone with a taste preference for this kind of thing but to my surprise i have come across so many who like to gripe, complain, spew infamy at the slightest, without ever stopping.

I became one of these people recently when

* I have been getting bad quality sleep for three nights in a row due to a dull pain in my neck
* I have been feeling nauseous during taxi rides due to the neck problem (yes same neck, no less)
* My old phone broke down, i.e. cannot press important buttons, like "Call" (hello? what good is a phone when it doesn't allow you to make a phone call when you need to?), prompting me to make a call to Singtel, haggle over a discount voucher on my handset purchase, scoot down to Hello!Shop at Comcentre Somerset, and bought (horrors of horrors) a NOKIA smartphone
* When the smartphone turns out to be stupid, time-wasting and money-wasting (upgrade to a data plan costs money yo!?)

The interface is counter-intuitive, the Calendar function does not make sense, none of the pages or whatever is aesthetically appealing.. and what's more, the streaming for youtube videos SUCKs big time on this device! Which strangely did not happen on the night I bought the phone but only the next day! n the day after! and the day after the day after!

Why did i get a smartphone and pay for a data plan? BECAUSE I WANT TO WATCH YOUTUBE WHENEVER N WHEREVER, ON THE GO, N WHATEVER!!!!! ok, I'm getting hysterical here. Breathe, woman! Breathe!

So what good is a smartphone plus a data plan when it doen't do streaming properly? I know, because in contrast my hubby's Samsung Wave (the first original Wave) played a video with no interuption in a matter of nanoseconds, when that same video took virtually forever to play on my phone! Ok i am going to refrain from calling it my phone and refer to IT as the nokia.

I had thought of giving it a try cos I thought in the world of androids and bada and i-phone, if nokia wants to revive itself it should have come up with a good quality competitor in the market, right? Wrong! Symbian 3 is totally not the platform any phone should be using in this era! Nokia used to be the most user friendly and successful phone manufacturer around but things have certianly deteriorated. I can't set an alarm to play my favourite piece of music/sound, the nokia needs to be charged every single day though I seldom use it in the day and time n battery are wasted on waiting for a single video to load.

Why does griping make the world sour? Because it just doesn't end! The next thing I was on to was my husband. Why didn't he thought of geting me a samsung wave for our anniversary when I have been hinting for the longest time that I liked it but Singtel is not carrying it anymore? And then i start blaming myself, why was I so stingy and tried to get what I thought was ok value for money when the SE Xperia X1o sells at just $30 more? THAT was the other phone that I had done quite a bit of research on, n not to say it just got an upgrade to Android 2.1 recently! Why did i suddenly change gear and slow down to even look at a Nokia?

too may Why's and Should-have's make one a very disagreeable person indeed. Disagreeing with everything she sees, especially when it is a she you're talking about. That's why I am griping here on my blog, instead of continuing to pollute the facebook channel with my many gripes. With this post I hope it all ends here. A channel to vent my frustration. Well, at least for this I am very grateful. Something to be happy about? .. a grudging 'yes, i guess...'

Signing out,
Get-outta-here!

Friday, April 9, 2010

进步的 Wardrobe

今天我实在是疯了。 竟然逛ThisFashion,NTUC (yes,NTUC)与Muacks,买了近120元的衣服!HALO CLOTHES!Welcome to my wardobe!


会不会是对于人生无法完全掌控而觉得无奈,便让自己的时尚感在有限的budget内发挥自如? 其实不用想太多,顿时对未来充满着憧憬,烂漫又炫亮!肤浅的女人不怕!向前走吧!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

坐在路旁的女人

前天下午看到一位印度籍女子坐在马路旁的curb。 更奇怪的是, 第二天早上, 在另外的一条马路上, 看到另一位女子蹲在斑马线路旁的curb上。这位是华人。 而在路的另一边, 一名男子正呆呆地等着。

难道现在流行蹲在路旁?

这些女人是在等真命天子吗?

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Chant 口头 Chant! Part II--朋友篇Plus外号大特写special!

现在介绍特别来宾:男人1,女人1 以及 女人2。 男人1今年XX岁,名叫XXX. 看到这么多XX的他一定会忍不住说,“eh...为什么骂粗话?”。我们(女人1 与我)现在称这位大叔作三舅。三舅的来头可不小。在我还没踏入公司时,他已有忠实的女粉丝团,每个人都不直呼他的名字, 只都称他为HERO (要念 hee..roll, eh 对了)。 与这位叱咤风云的人物相处久了,则不知不觉地叫他一声大哥,加入了他的‘小弟小妹群’。那么,‘大哥’又是如何演变成现在的‘三舅’呢?

这就要从女人1说起。 属牛的女人1 正在学日语,konichiwa.. arigatou gozaimasu.. buta.. kireii.. kuroii.. dozo yoroshiku oneigaishimasu.. (三舅:eh.. 又在骂什么粗话?)每天都学以致用, 让我也获益不浅,从中取得了点子为她封了两个外号:‘Gyu-Niu’ 和‘U-shi-san', 都是 ‘牛’的意思。有一回,我们同在冷气巴士内,我将吹风机挪开,她却喊热,我只好再将它挪回并转向gyu-niu (在华语键盘上,gyuniu 是‘关于牛’喔!), 让它‘吹牛’!‘吹吧,gyu-niu!’U-shi-san 的桌上也会不仅以地摆放‘牛制产品’(以示支持?),如巧克力块型的镜子! 而且,U-shi-san 的皮肤带有一些褐色,所以我也叫她Brown-san. (How now,brown cow?) 哇 Cow! 我也真够欠扁的。。。 (哇 Cow是粗话吗?)

总之,这位吹着日风的牛小姐为我计算了年龄,并宣我作‘nii jiu nana ' (27; 其实我目前还26!),大哥也成为了‘san jiu ' (30岁的三舅!)。女人2也不是什么好惹的‘水果’。她对苹果情有独钟,外号有两个:OK小姐,以及 Apple! (日语是‘Ringgo')。话说从前在某某会议上,女人2 在埋头细心数查自己的资料, 完全不留神管会议上的‘明剑’已放了出来!看着资料,想通了问题,尽然口中冒出了一句要不得的‘OK!', 以致成为了公认的明剑目标。。。嗨。。套句俗话说:the rest is history...

这三位来历有名的人物又有什么口头禅禅禅?

  1. U-shi-san 经常称赞我“well done!" , 当她对我的胡闹拉扯无言以对的时候。我就会答她一句“哎呀,怎么好意思呀,又被你称赞了!”
  2. 三舅经常以独创的风格,将英语‘直直’翻译成华语。report 变成了 ‘理破’,let's go 变成了 ‘拉死狗’。 对于这个本领,我也只有一句话:your ‘四道’(style)very good, i like.
  3. OK小姐可被三舅的‘四道’搞得晕头转向,走火入魔,曾一度将report写成一首诗(more like a chant!):理破 理破,不理不破,一理马上破, 。。(总是忘了最后一句。。。)。她的另一句名言就是“挂你猪头!”。 话说在OK小姐还是OK小学生的时候, 很受她老师又是一句话的影响。放心,她的老师并不是恐喝小学生说会到他们家去挂猪头,也不是把‘猪头’当口头禅挂在口头 (绕口令!?),而是教导小学生“就算是欠5分钱,也得还!” 从此以后,OK小姐对于‘欠钱还钱’这个宗旨非常重视,当起了我们这圈子的大耳窿,比起‘曾是英雄,现是三舅’的大哥更加凶猛,挂猪头(可爱小图画)不眨眼!
(3)里形容的OK小姐的遭遇让我shiver了一下下:老师对她的影响力还真大,真的是‘一句定终身’啊。。。 Brown-san 很显然是受‘蜡笔小新’的影响。。 而三舅与我呢,都拜‘周星驰’的搞笑片所赐,浑身充满了无厘头的幽默与喜感。。(但内心黑暗?。。醒醒吧,女人! 你想太多了!)

好了,总结陈词, 从所有累计的外号来看,男人1 是个不择不扣的大英雄,大家心目中的大哥,(需然‘老了’,但也老当益壮。。。三舅也算是有些地位) hehe...
女人1是善良又大方的小褐牛Little Brown Cow,在摇摆着身躯与尾巴时也挥洒着自信。。一股牛劲儿地努力, 让人钦佩!
女人2为了维持心中的苹果,什么都OK。。。人生本该就鲜红无比,干脆非凡,何必拖拖拉拉,拖泥带水?咬下一口,克里斯比 (Crispy), 生活才爽快!

唉。。 那我呢?我是飞翔的古怪小苍蝇,飞上了枝头也只是鸡群中的大姐,或大婶,最终变阿嬷吧! Haha!

Friday, November 21, 2008

口头禅禅禅!(Chant 口头 chant!)

“燃烧吧,火鸟!" , “跑吧,孩子!",这是我头号口头禅的template:“XX吧,XX" 。例如,与女人在赶巴士时, 我会大喊,“跑吧!女人!”,与女人讨论某某男人莫名的小动作以及没经过大脑说的一些让女人烦恼,大吐口水的要不得的话时,我会咬牙切齿地骂,“死吧,男人!” ,等等。。。就这样易如反掌地“-句搞定它”--这也就是我的口头禅二号: “一X 搞定(/XX) 它/你/他/她”!在与女人在IKEA用餐时,由于我低估了Swedish Meat Ball 的厉害,一次过叫了十五粒,再加上鸡翅膀(!)和三文鱼(!),结果连鸡翅膀都还没碰到,第十二粒肉丸已将我全全打败。在那时候,我便狠狠地道,“若是在这里摆喜酒,只要端出这一道一人十五粒meatball, hehe.. 就一餐搞定你!还可红包大丰收!”,让我那位女朋友笑。。。最后,我得匆匆寻找IKEA所售卖的容器,还了钱,狼狈地将被冷落的鸡翅膀‘打包’起来,再去真正好好地 'IKEA 走透透’(这可是我这位女朋友的口头禅噢!Haha!)!你的口头禅又是什么呢?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

开始吧!人生!

认识了一个女人,让我灵感泉源不断。启发了我无穷创作的动力,让我在汪洋狂妄idea的大海中航行,决定在被海水吞没前将一部分裹在这个不咯疙石破天 (blogspot)之湖里。可能比起大海波涛汹涌的浪潮,湖中的宁静能让我更了解自己与我遇见的人,让身边的人偶尔看看我看到的世界,偶尔也疯狂一下。。。 那就开始吧!别再等了。湖中自有迷人处,湖中自有彦如玉!